WOoOP ! WOoOP ! AAAAAAAH-HOoOManNA !
OLD BOY - OH BOY ! WHAT A MOVIE !
Review: This is what it's all about. Asia cinema does it again. Here's another great movie delivered to us by Tartan Asia Extreme, surely the most consistantly mind blowing movie postman in the galaxy ! Asia cinema rocks like a hundred million stone Jimmy Hendrixs. What's Old Boy all about? At first glance it's a violent movie about love, incest, and revenge, but glance again and you will see that it's a movie about the all consuming power of memories and their malleability.
Ted, my brain bones are scorched, I gotta go and pull all me teeth out and lie down in me own damp mouth, on me own soft tounge ... what a fuckin movie, I think I'll try to come up with an advert for Tartan Asia Extreme movies.
BONOBO RATING: 100 FLESHY TOOLED HAMMERS.
2 hrs later:
Hey Ted, Here's my advert for Tartan Asia Extreme movies:
" Hi, I'm Frank Bonobo, part man, part bonobo monkey, 98% fuckin film critic, and whenever I feel like sitting paralysed in my own piss, in a dark room, with my mouth hanging open, I reach for a ' Tartan Asia Extreme Movie Product '.
- Tartan Asia Extreme Movie Products, they never fail to impress. "
What do you think Ted? Yea, me too - I'll fax it to 'em right now.
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