Held in captivity, In a permanent state of sexual aggression, Svalbard & Jan Mayen
Dear reader,
Have you ever finished reading a movie review, sat back, furrowed your brow, and thought, 'Hummm, that's all very well, but I wonder what a couple of sex crazed, half human, half bonobo monkey, film critics, would have made of it?'.
Me too, so you can imagine my joy when I stumbled across Ted and Frank Bonobo. How they came to be is a story that should be told if only to bring about and inforce stricter safety measures on all film sets using live bonobo monkeys. Their story shall be told at a later date, for now let us concerntrate on, and marvel at, their insane lust for movies.
Yours
Dr William Brighty Rands
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