So you know the score, mild mannered geeza goes Postal Green when someone gets his beef. What makes this film great? Ang Lee, that's what. It's the simply the best Marvel comic to film adaptation ever. Fucking hell, it even does spilt screen just like a comic.
Now to my favorite film fact:
According to Industrial Light and Magic the Hulk would be able to exert 14 tons of pressure per square inch and thus smash through almost anything in his path. His skin is 10 times as strong as Kevlar. And if he wore shoes they would be size 87
Why people think this shit up is beyond me, what a waste of a life, do us all a favor and carp it you useless piece of donkey spunk.
Eric Bana plays the lead, and my god what a stupid name. I bet he didn't get teased at school, Eric Banana, banana boy, plantain twat.
Anyway back to the film, great action scenes do not drown the subtlety of this film, oh bollocks to that, time for a big green chick:
BONOBO MOVIE RATING: 9 Stainless Steel Phallus
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