A bunch of tired actors walk through a shit film bored out of their minds, trying not to look too embarrassed, but comforted by their massive pay checks.
Review: Shit. The whole thing is a sorry, pointless mess; Angel is crowbared into the story (STORY!) just so that the special effects team can put a pair of big white wings on a topless guy, and what the fuck happens to the bald kid?
BONOBO RATING: I'd rather saw my cock off with a rusty metal comb and feed my balls to a zombie than sit through that shit again.
Hey Ted, take a look at this guy - Liew Thow Lin "Magnetic Man", metal sticks to his body without the use of million dollar special effects - he's the real Magneto.
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