WOoHUMaNA! Fucking crazy violent surreal Japanese gangland slasher movie with heaps of blood and limbs and sexual fantasies made flesh. Based on a manga graphic novel of the same title it's a story about what happens when the ultimate masochist comes face to face with the ultimate sadist!
Rating: Oh-My-Days.
BONOBO RATING: Let me tell ya this - there are not enough HUGE cocks, tits and fannies in the WHOLE WIDE world to fully explain the delirious beauty of this sickening film - extraordinary performances all round especially from the two main protagonists, with the guy who plays the sadist Ichi giving the world of movies the most fucked up and greatest portrayal of an utterly derranged man EVER! Shit, Ted - Ted! I think i've pulled my cock clean off!
TED SAYS:
Frank, for fucks sake, stop panicking every time you pull your cock clean off, OURS GROW BACK!
FRANK SAYS:
Oh yea, sorry Ted, I keep forgetting, it's just that every time I pull it clean off the human part of my brain freaks out.
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