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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Frank Bonobo Reviews: THUMBSUCKER.



A film about a teenage boy, who can't stop sucking his thumb, a film about identity, coming of age and Ritalin.
Rating: Ted and I ain't got thumbs! Well, not real flesh thumbs, we got detachable prosthetic thumbs, in all kinds of crazy shapes and sizes; so watching this kid suck his real flesh thumb all the time made me fantasize some real, wild, good sick stuff. That aside the film is very good, very well acted, with a great script. The lead actress got me so sexually fat, I had to shave off all my body hair to make sure there was still just one of me under there!
BONOBO RATING: 3 Huge Quirky Cocks

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