PART HUMANS, PART BONOBO MONKEYS, 98% FUKIN FILM CRITICS!

Thursday, May 31, 2007

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM HELL, JUST TO REVIEW A MOVIE FOR US TONIGHT - PLEASE WELCOME, OUR VERY SPECIAL GUEST REVIEWER - SATAN!


Ooh, it's a little chilly in here, could you possibly turn the heating up a tad? Just for tonight? No? Fine, sure, I suppose if it's warm enough for you two, then thaRk's ok - it's just that, if you don't turn tha heating up, erm, how can ONE put this...? ONE, might geeet a little - upset?

Yes, that's much better, thaRk you. Right then - Thank you Ted and Frank Bonobo, I hereby offer you my rARkview of the movie harK-en-thom-DriM-idiS, sorry guys, slight cold, 'cough', the movie - I Robot.

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